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Um I'm not sure if DeviantArt is the best place for help with this sort of thing but last night I looked at my special calendar and I realized haven't gotten you know BLOODY down there since Halloween. Im beginning to wonder if maybe I'm pregnant, but that's impossible because I havent really had sex or haven't really kised a guy for real yet. Ive kissed a guy on the cheek once but he moved away like a week after that so it couldnt be him so Im wondering if there's a way that you can become pregnant without having sex all the way? Im starting to wonder if maybe somehow my dad got me pregnant like sometimes guys play with their penises in the Bathroom you know? and the stuff gets all over the toilet seat and then If I sit on the toilet you know you never know what could happen. I read an article on the internet about this and I found that there was a girl who got pregnant because she was in a swimming pool full of boys and one of them wanked off in the pool (ew) and one of them got through her bathing suit and she got pregnant that way. I think that maybe my dad got me pregnant on purpose.
So my conclusion is I think my dad saw my DeviantArt and got angry about how I called him dumb in Japanese and how I didnt like the Christmas presents, and so he punished me by getting me pregnant so I can see what it's like to have a family of my own and care for someone else! OH MY GOD Can you believe my dad? My dad went and got me PRENGANT. What the FUCK. I'm really positive now, because like I'm sort of round a little bit. Just a little bit though, Im not fat like all the way. Still, I don't think I deserve to get RAPED for doing this. Maybe a spanking or something but not RAPED
UPDATE
I told my parents about how i didnt get a period since Holloween, and they took me to a doctor which is probably what i should have done beforehand. Anyways, it turns out IM NOT PREGNANT! The doctor said that part of the reason i skipped do many mounths is the medication im taking, but another part of it is my diet. he said that if i wanted to have regular mounthlies again id have too start eating healthier food and excersizing more often Um, and i agree i mean, i dont think im really that fat, i only way like 155, but I guess i can live without all the junkfood and stuff.
So my conclusion is I think my dad saw my DeviantArt and got angry about how I called him dumb in Japanese and how I didnt like the Christmas presents, and so he punished me by getting me pregnant so I can see what it's like to have a family of my own and care for someone else! OH MY GOD Can you believe my dad? My dad went and got me PRENGANT. What the FUCK. I'm really positive now, because like I'm sort of round a little bit. Just a little bit though, Im not fat like all the way. Still, I don't think I deserve to get RAPED for doing this. Maybe a spanking or something but not RAPED
UPDATE
I told my parents about how i didnt get a period since Holloween, and they took me to a doctor which is probably what i should have done beforehand. Anyways, it turns out IM NOT PREGNANT! The doctor said that part of the reason i skipped do many mounths is the medication im taking, but another part of it is my diet. he said that if i wanted to have regular mounthlies again id have too start eating healthier food and excersizing more often Um, and i agree i mean, i dont think im really that fat, i only way like 155, but I guess i can live without all the junkfood and stuff.
Made the front page of Reddit!
I'm rather secretive about my identity as far as this account is concerned. There ARE people who know who I am, however their numbers are few. I could probably count them all on one hand.
It's not like I feel too important to let other people know who I am, or too "creative" to let other people know who I am... (I was a huge fan of Daxflame on YouTube and wanted to do something like him, the whole "getting pregnant from a toilet seat" thing was stolen from a line Randall says in Clerks 2, "Turn 360 degrees and walk away" was a 4chan joke long before my Christmas journal, I don't know how to draw, and I'm not creative.) I just thought keeping
Humanity just got better!
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22424758/ < ENVY
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22497643/ < GREED
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22563978/ < GLUTTONY
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22612555/ < SLOTH
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/23226146/ < LUST
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/23293878/ < WRATH
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/25806654/ < PRIDE
If you believed any of this shit, you're fucking retarded.
For those of you who DID realize I was making all this up, good job. You guys are awesome. No, seriously,
Regarding teh CONTEST! *WINNER CHOSEN*
HI!!!!!:heart::heart::heart:
As some of you might know from my last journal i am hosting a contest! i saw that you guys were curius about it so Im just going to post all the nittty gritty details into this journal so that you guys can all know whats going on throgh that crazy little head of mine :3
PREMISE:
Draw a picture of my fan character "Effemay". It can be in Paint, Photoshop, or even drawn with a Pencil! the winner will get a cameo in my comic (The winnerll be what the homunculi king will look like in case your wondering why Im making this contest. you NEED to read up on the comic so far if you want to know about who the homunculi k
Im BACK and BETTER THEN EVER
I just thougt i should let you guys all know that i'm okay. I didnt commit suicide or kill myself or anything like that. I wasnt even realy going to.
To tell you the truth there was a reason why i didnt update my journal for a few mounths and that reason is because i liked getting all the notes people sent me saying "Dont kill yourself" and"I hope your okay" and things like that they made me feel really good inside and made me feel like maybe im not a big fat stupid weaboo or whatever you spell it.
Im not dead you guys in fact i feel even more alive then ever. i stood my ground and stook by what I beleved in and ignored all the trolls and h
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Reading this 5 years later, still gold.