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Um I'm not sure if DeviantArt is the best place for help with this sort of thing but last night I looked at my special calendar and I realized haven't gotten you know BLOODY down there since Halloween. Im beginning to wonder if maybe I'm pregnant, but that's impossible because I havent really had sex or haven't really kised a guy for real yet. Ive kissed a guy on the cheek once but he moved away like a week after that so it couldnt be him so Im wondering if there's a way that you can become pregnant without having sex all the way? Im starting to wonder if maybe somehow my dad got me pregnant like sometimes guys play with their penises in the Bathroom you know? and the stuff gets all over the toilet seat and then If I sit on the toilet you know you never know what could happen. I read an article on the internet about this and I found that there was a girl who got pregnant because she was in a swimming pool full of boys and one of them wanked off in the pool (ew) and one of them got through her bathing suit and she got pregnant that way. I think that maybe my dad got me pregnant on purpose.

So my conclusion is I think my dad saw my DeviantArt and got angry about how I called him dumb in Japanese and how I didnt like the Christmas presents, and so he punished me by getting me pregnant so I can see what it's like to have a family of my own and care for someone else! OH MY GOD Can you believe my dad? My dad went and got me PRENGANT. What the FUCK. I'm really positive now, because like I'm sort of round a little bit. Just a little bit though, Im not fat like all the way. Still, I don't think I deserve to get RAPED for doing this. Maybe a spanking or something but not RAPED

UPDATE

I told my parents about how i didnt get a period since Holloween, and they took me to a doctor which is probably what i should have done beforehand. Anyways, it turns out IM NOT PREGNANT! :dance: The doctor said that part of the reason i skipped do many mounths is the medication im taking, but another part of it is my diet. he said that if i wanted to have regular mounthlies again id have too start eating healthier food and excersizing more often Um, and i agree i mean, i dont think im really that fat, i only way like 155, but I guess i can live without all the junkfood and stuff.
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:iconexillior:
Exillior Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Reading this 5 years later, still gold. :lol:
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Occsters Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I have gotten it since November 8, 2011 or something
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PinkDove100 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Gotten what?
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Maxpein Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
IDIOTS!
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jeepsollender Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
dafuq did I just read?
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aezanemansor Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
9gag brought me here
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DeCloonOne Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Student Artist
9gag brought me here
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:iconloki-odin:
Loki-Odin Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
:iconhahaplz:
Not sure if trolling or serious...ah who cares, im gonna point and laugh at you because people think you're retarded.
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cihatb Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
ROFL!! IDIOT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAASDASD
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:iconpourquoibella:
PourquoiBella Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Successful troll is so successful, she graced 9gag. GG.
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AlatDragon Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
9gag brought me here too XDDDDDDDD
nice trolling.... you were trolling right?? XD
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inuyashah2 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student Filmographer
DAFUQ did I just read?
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DarkZaitzev Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
9Gaggers FTW...
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IndonesianAWL Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
9gag brought me here
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ezdav321 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012   General Artist
Thank you 9gag.
e.e
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bossman12 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012   Traditional Artist
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ, THIS JOURNAL GAVE ME CANCER! WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST!??
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RawrNinjaArtist Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
reaction to the journal .___.
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thatjonesterkid Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
9GAG.

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SweetJustABit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
Huh?
seriously, the first part is PLAIN STUPID
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schilles-photography Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
wtf
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:iconcandicehayden:
candicehayden Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012
Troll?
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StoryKillinger Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AWESOME
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tehtrekd Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012
Uhhhh yeah...
That dad of yours...
He deserves to die...
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:iconhoudrummer:
houdrummer Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
just noticed, WOW THIS IS OLD! :wow:
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houdrummer Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
9gag brought me here. Awesome story
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cwtspine Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"FurrMetalAlchemist"
Yep, you're fat.
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cwtspine Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
9gag for the win.
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BritneyBrit Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
what
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Lunyka Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
Don't worry you cannot get pregnant from a toilet seat and the only way you can get pregnant without having sex is either he cums all over your vagina or you take the sperm and you shove it up in there. So since you touch the toilet seat with your thighs, even if you get sperm on you, it won't magically make you pregnant.

Plus most men prefer to mess around in private with tissues or with a sock so that way it doesn't get everywhere and if they are sitting on a toilet while doing that they'd probably also use tissue because most men complain about peeing in the morning when they wake up with a woody So even if they do it on a toilet it has no reason to get on the seat unless they smear it there.
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OneFinalSuicide Featured By Owner May 27, 2010   Writer
I LOVE TROLLS. <3
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InuyashaSucks Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2010
Nice Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Sure made my day lmfao. Also, you can't get prego from a fucking toilet seat. It doesn't have a pen0r. And it sounds like you like incest.
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Wisdom-Panties Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2009
Successful troll is successful. :iconimhappyplz:
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2009
Thanks.
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Wayvy Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey you're 17 and you have no sexual education! Shame on you! And are you crazy to think such things!? That your Dad got you pregnant and stuff like that!! I've got to say I saw this stuff in encyclopedia dramatica but I thought is some misunderstanding (i don't like insult people just like that) but after reading this.. - this is unbelievable! Buy yourself a teen sexual education book for God's sake girl!
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0x-Albii-x0 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2009
Open your biology textbook.
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:iconluvil09:
luvil09 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009
You caNNOT BE THIS STUPID CAN YOU?
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iwantmatureart Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
:iconlolwutplz:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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:iconzachcraft:
ZachCraft Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009
OP's a tard.
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:iconzachcraft:
ZachCraft Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009
What a retarded post. This doesn't need to exist.
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AnathemeDeis Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009   Writer
Old is old, dear. This is a reverse-troll tactic. This OP is an attempt to gain traffic through shameless shenanigans.

I think it's brilliant, myself. Because so many people are falling for it.
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kittykat01 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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muddkiwi Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2009
your father wouldnt do that idiot, my boyfriend cleans up and MOST men do after the cum >.>, you father is your father and he seems to love you and he wouldnt do that to you no matter how much of a brat you are.
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acid-samurai Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2009
Late, but, LOL
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Shrimpyzilla Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009
"so Im wondering if there's a way that you can become pregnant without having sex all the way?"

No, there is not.

Plus I've once got a many month break in periods, and I still haven't got a baby. Missy, they don't come every single month.
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Lady-Greenfyre Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
They don't?O_o
Sorry for asking,I started having mine this year..and..yeah ^^;
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calicobird Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
You are a disturbed child. I cannot believe that you would think that. Didnt your parents take you to sex education? because if they did then you would've known that sometimes you miss your periods(they had a name for it but I forgot), and you being the spoiled nasty thing you are dare conclude that you own father got you pregnant by wanking on the toilet seat? By all honesty you need to just STFU because if he did than
1)you would've seen the cum on the seat.

2)if you didnt see it than you would've certaintly felt it.

then again sperm do not last that long in conditions like that anyway. Oh yeah and that girl in the pool with the guys that is possible to get pregnant that way but highly unlikley for the pool's tempreture would've killed them in a matter of minutes. Seriously your so full of stupid. I just wanna know what next bullshit your going to spew out of your ass next.
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Tonta-gata Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ello I was just about to send this to you then I read the comments and HERE YOU ARE lol
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silivrenion Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009
I think you might be giving birth to Jesus...
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B-wanted Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2009
NO WAY?! OF ALL PPL, HER? Poor Jesus :<
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Pearl-Shadow Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you really were 16 at the time of this journal or whatnot.... I don't believe you on that part. My school taught this stuff when I was 13, and I knew about everything years before that.

Btw, sperm can't live very long on a toilet seat.

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