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December 31, 2011


  • Mood: Amazed
I'm rather secretive about my identity as far as this account is concerned. There ARE people who know who I am, however their numbers are few. I could probably count them all on one hand.

It's not like I feel too important to let other people know who I am, or too "creative" to let other people know who I am... (I was a huge fan of Daxflame on YouTube and wanted to do something like him, the whole "getting pregnant from a toilet seat" thing was stolen from a line Randall says in Clerks 2, "Turn 360 degrees and walk away" was a 4chan joke long before my Christmas journal, I don't know how to draw, and I'm not creative.) I just thought keeping this a secret would be kind of cool. Like I was Batman or something.

Except instead of saving Gotham City from certain doom, I pulled an internet prank and didn't really save anyone.

I'm not like Batman at all.


I WILL say this much about me: I've been a redditor for quite some time now, and I've always wanted to make the front page! And guess what?

Here's the thread.
Here's a screenshot for you.

I'm... I'm so happy.

Also, These two are right (except for thinking that I'm a guy). You see, there's a good chunk of people in that thread who think my journal entries are real. Shoot, there's a good chunk of people *on my page in 2011* who think these journal entries are real. And you know what? They're not idiots. I know it's taken me a while to say this, but I'm sorry for what I said in my last journal. I guess I got really into the moment when I wrote it, and acted pretty rude and self-entitled as a result. You're not idiots for thinking Lizz Miller was an actual person, and I shouldn't have rubbed it in your face like a bitch.

I know a good chunk of you probably stopped watching me, but those of you who still do should totally get reddit accounts and give these guys some upvotes.

If you want to, I mean. You're not my personal army.

...I upvoted them. :heart:

Happy New Year, everyone.
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kisses-from-an-angel Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually discovered you just a few nights ago because of that Reddit post. I spent all night going through your journal entries and then your art to witness the story unfold. :giggle: I'm an anime fan but not a FMA fan so naturally I wasn't completely entertained with the art but I did appreciate the effort :) Congrats on making it to the front page of /r/wtf!

Also, people are still getting so pissy even years later about you being a troll and it almost seems like a waste on their part to get angry about something that has passed and has moved on. Never the less, enjoy your victory for your troll on becoming more recognized. I certainly thought it was clever and liked it!

Happy 2012 to you too :heart:
ZairosTwilight Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't believe people are still so pissed about something that happened 3 years ago. I mean, it wasn't like they had to continue reading the journals/comics. meh... whatever.
btw welcome back
chesney Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
I miss Liz Miller. Those were good days.
BritneyBrit Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
So who are you?
Cynthia-Roses Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So basically now you're patting yourself on the back because your mediocre trolling made it to Reddit? As if that meant something?

Sorry kid, but when you do something truly amazing come back and find us all. Don't waste our time because some pathetic redditors feel the need to praise your baby trolling about how you're pretending to be a greedy kid on Christmas as if it's never been done before.

I'm fine with praising good trolling and all, but this was pathetic. Come back when you convince an entire forum that you're a trans-sexual with cancer who just had sex with their brother whom you made up. Then get inside their little cliques and turn everyone against each other leading to the forums ultimate demise and the end of long time friendships.

Come back when you've trolled someone so hard that they are constantly checking over their shoulder for you hoping you never return.

Come back when you have trolled someone so hard that their suspicion of every person online is so high that it's impossible to troll them again, then troll them again successfully.

Come back when you're a real troll, as a real troll doesn't need the baby praise of Reddit.
FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Jeez, sorry.
Cynthia-Roses Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
See there is also no point in apologizing. You did something to deliberately be a dick, and now you're sorry for it? Either be a troll or don't be a troll, but don't dance in the middle. Basically you attempted to troll, and that got everyone mad at you, so now you're trying to walk away and be the apologetic douchebag who is seeking forgiveness?

I hate to quote Family Guy, but really: If you're going to take a steaming dump on America, at least stand by your dump.
Lolli-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Digital Artist
LOL. Oh good god fail.
Goolashe Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
[link] it was, admittedly, not that hard to find you.

The 360 and walking away made me lol, then I got sad over the post because I realized there are actually people like that out there in the world.
MetalMadness122 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Hey, it's been a while since I've seen you post on here. Welcome back to DA, if you're staying. If not, happy new year and good tidings and yadda yadda.
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