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I'm rather secretive about my identity as far as this account is concerned. There ARE people who know who I am, however their numbers are few. I could probably count them all on one hand.

It's not like I feel too important to let other people know who I am, or too "creative" to let other people know who I am... (I was a huge fan of Daxflame on YouTube and wanted to do something like him, the whole "getting pregnant from a toilet seat" thing was stolen from a line Randall says in Clerks 2, "Turn 360 degrees and walk away" was a 4chan joke long before my Christmas journal, I don't know how to draw, and I'm not creative.) I just thought keeping this a secret would be kind of cool. Like I was Batman or something.

Except instead of saving Gotham City from certain doom, I pulled an internet prank and didn't really save anyone.

I'm not like Batman at all.

Fuck.

I WILL say this much about me: I've been a redditor for quite some time now, and I've always wanted to make the front page! And guess what?

Here's the thread.
Here's a screenshot for you.

I'm... I'm so happy.

Also, These two are right (except for thinking that I'm a guy). You see, there's a good chunk of people in that thread who think my journal entries are real. Shoot, there's a good chunk of people *on my page in 2011* who think these journal entries are real. And you know what? They're not idiots. I know it's taken me a while to say this, but I'm sorry for what I said in my last journal. I guess I got really into the moment when I wrote it, and acted pretty rude and self-entitled as a result. You're not idiots for thinking Lizz Miller was an actual person, and I shouldn't have rubbed it in your face like a bitch.

I know a good chunk of you probably stopped watching me, but those of you who still do should totally get reddit accounts and give these guys some upvotes.

If you want to, I mean. You're not my personal army.

...I upvoted them. :heart:

Happy New Year, everyone.
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kisses-from-an-angel Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually discovered you just a few nights ago because of that Reddit post. I spent all night going through your journal entries and then your art to witness the story unfold. :giggle: I'm an anime fan but not a FMA fan so naturally I wasn't completely entertained with the art but I did appreciate the effort :) Congrats on making it to the front page of /r/wtf!

Also, people are still getting so pissy even years later about you being a troll and it almost seems like a waste on their part to get angry about something that has passed and has moved on. Never the less, enjoy your victory for your troll on becoming more recognized. I certainly thought it was clever and liked it!

Happy 2012 to you too :heart:
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ZairosTwilight Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't believe people are still so pissed about something that happened 3 years ago. I mean, it wasn't like they had to continue reading the journals/comics. meh... whatever.
btw welcome back
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chesney Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
I miss Liz Miller. Those were good days.
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BritneyBrit Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
So who are you?
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Cynthia-Roses Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So basically now you're patting yourself on the back because your mediocre trolling made it to Reddit? As if that meant something?

Sorry kid, but when you do something truly amazing come back and find us all. Don't waste our time because some pathetic redditors feel the need to praise your baby trolling about how you're pretending to be a greedy kid on Christmas as if it's never been done before.

I'm fine with praising good trolling and all, but this was pathetic. Come back when you convince an entire forum that you're a trans-sexual with cancer who just had sex with their brother whom you made up. Then get inside their little cliques and turn everyone against each other leading to the forums ultimate demise and the end of long time friendships.

Come back when you've trolled someone so hard that they are constantly checking over their shoulder for you hoping you never return.

Come back when you have trolled someone so hard that their suspicion of every person online is so high that it's impossible to troll them again, then troll them again successfully.

Come back when you're a real troll, as a real troll doesn't need the baby praise of Reddit.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Jeez, sorry.
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Cynthia-Roses Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
See there is also no point in apologizing. You did something to deliberately be a dick, and now you're sorry for it? Either be a troll or don't be a troll, but don't dance in the middle. Basically you attempted to troll, and that got everyone mad at you, so now you're trying to walk away and be the apologetic douchebag who is seeking forgiveness?

I hate to quote Family Guy, but really: If you're going to take a steaming dump on America, at least stand by your dump.
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Lolli-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Digital Artist
LOL. Oh good god fail.
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Goolashe Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
[link] it was, admittedly, not that hard to find you.


The 360 and walking away made me lol, then I got sad over the post because I realized there are actually people like that out there in the world.
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MetalMadness122 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Hey, it's been a while since I've seen you post on here. Welcome back to DA, if you're staying. If not, happy new year and good tidings and yadda yadda.
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JadeLaunders Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Filmographer
wow, it's been a long time since I've seen you around here, I got such a nostalgia blast when this showed up in my messages, I'd completely forgotten!
congrats on making the reddit front page, that's pretty awesome! you must have been pretty surprised when you saw it, I can't even imagine.
happy new year to you, too! good to hear you're still alive and well!
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Oh hey! How's it going?

It really did come as a surprise. I was just redditing one day and then BAM! This thing I did 3 years ago got frontpaged!

But yeah, Happy New Year to you, too!
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xrispinoy Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
no worries, i'm glad that post wasn't real. thanks for the laughs and i hope you don't get too much flack for the pretentious post calling everyone idiots. at least you apologized. have a good new year and congrats on getting to reddit's front page!
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Thanks, man!
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enigmaurora Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
I wish I could downvote this journal entry.
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Atomic-Sheep Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry. Reddit should do it fine. [link] At least in comments.
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WhyWouldYouDoThis Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
DeviantART Enhancement Suite?
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SappyCookie Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
You are OBVIOUSLY not a troll. You just made that up in hopes to stop the hate. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
1. In my journals, my spelling gets progressively worse as time goes on. Who does that?
2. There are in-jokes in these journals stolen from 4chan.
3. My journals are full of ridiculous situations that couldn't be true.
4. If I REALLY wanted to stop the hate, I would have deleted my journals and closed my account. Everything is still up. I like attention.
5. The plot of the comic. Just, the plot of the comic.

If you want to keep believing that "Lizz Miller" is real, be my guest. However, a good amount of people might think you're kind of silly for doing so.
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SappyCookie Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
~restassuredurharmles 2 hours ago
Don't troll if you can't take the heat because once you call yourself out as a troll...no one is going to believe you.

True stroy.
Also: calling me silly for not believing you? Then I have no idea what to call this "trolling" of yours.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Well, the show's over, and I have no need for the persona anymore.
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:iconrestassuredurharmles:
Don't troll if you can't take the heat because once you call yourself out as a troll...no one is going to believe you.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
All I can do is inform people about what actually happened. If they don't want to believe me, that's their prerogative.
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Lord-of-Potatoes Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student General Artist
I love seeing how pissed off people are at you. It doesnt get better at a day like this.
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WhyWouldYouDoThis Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Seriously, go die in a fire.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
...What did I do?
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Nommas Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Are you fucking kidding?
You made that 'troll' post about how you hate your Christmas presents giving absolutely no indication that you were trolling and then you get all pissed off and suicidal when people hate you for it. What did you bloody expect? There are people that are actually that selfish and it's not an uncommon thing so reading your post just makes you sound like a majority of spoiled 12-16 year olds.

When you make a selfish, ignorant and just plain retarded post about how much you hate the generosity of others, did you expect the community to think "haha, what a joker" or do you think they would think "fuck this guy"?

Learn to fucking troll dude. Or at least delete the post so you don't gain any more hate than you already have. Don't threaten the internet either, that's not gonna get you any love or respect.

P.S. Looking at your art, you really could do with that book on drawing your parents got you.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
First of all, I gave an indication I was trolling. That 360 joke started on 4chan and predates my journal by over a year. Also, I totally did admit was trolling

Second... Pissed off and suicidal? When did I ever get pissed off and suicidal?

Third, I made that journal because I needed a "Greed" theme.

Fourth, some people actually did congratulate me on how funny my journals were. Some people think I'm this great writer. Also, I've received several marriage proposals.

Fifth, "learn to troll"... Really? Reddit frontpaged this shit despite being 3 years old, and everyone got pissed off, STILL. I think I did a pretty good job.

Sixth, when did I threaten the internet?

Seventh, holy shit the journal was fake. I never got an art book from my parents in the first place.
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Nommas Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
1. Yeah the 360 joke is old I admit and when I first read it I got suspicions that you were trolling

2. "I came close to slitting my wrists"

3. Then surely you could have stated as a sidenote of your journal that it was for a project? Otherwise it just makes you look like a selfish bigot.

4. Funny? They were so fucking hilarious you have a shittonne of people wanting to punch you in your arrogant little face

5. Yeah okay, I admit you did a good job on causing a shitstorm but it really wasn't clever in terms of trolling. You basically just acted like a dick then when people got pissed off you said it was trolling.

6. "I'll take legal action" - from the post where you talked about ED

7. There was no indication that the gifts were fake. You could have got those gifts and pretended to hate them. Sorry for not understanding your extremely unclear messages.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
The "FUCK YOU GUYS" journal entry was *also* a fake journal entry. That was the one for "Wrath".

All the fake journal entries and their corresponding sins are here: [link]

The Gluttony one is my favorite.

I don't think you were here at the time everything was going down, but I wasn't only writing journals. I was also writing a really, really, terrible comic. Now, in said poorly drawn MS Paint comic, the characters are on a quest to defeat the "Homunculi King" who is a combination of all the seven deadly sins.

Now keep in mind, I was releasing these journals one by one at the same time.

At the end of the comic, it's revealed that I'M the Homunculi King! It broke the fourth wall and all that, and the general consensus was that people thought it was pretty neat.

I thought it was kinda cool to merge the comic with the journals, but when it comes to trolling it doesn't matter how clever you are. In the end, it's all about spreading drama.

Not sure if you know who Chris-Chan is, but at one time he was kind of a big deal. Little kids would troll him in ways that weren't the least bit "witty" or "clever" but guess what? drama happened, and that's all that mattered.

People think I'm not a "real troll" because I knocked this shit off and told everyone what was going on. People think I'm not a "real troll" because I pretended to be a lolcow instead of typing nasty comments to people on DeviantArt who can't draw. In my experience though, so long as you stir up trouble on the internet, you're a troll. There aren't any rules.

Lastly, I'm not sure how exactly I'm supposed to prove that I DIDN'T get gifts, you know? You're just going to have to take my word for it. I didn't get a lot for Christmas 2008.
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Nommas Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Huh, that's actually not that bad then.

You have to understand though, when we're shown a picture of your journal ranting about how you hate your parents for the gifts they gave you, out of context that makes you look like a total dick. Well done on causing drama and all but it was kinda unneeded and the end result is just people hating you.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
I know this might sound ridiculous, but I was three years younger, and three years stupider, and this seemed like a really really good idea at the time. Would I do this sort of thing now? No. I'm a lot more aware of the long-term consequences of my actions now.

As for the hate, it's true I'm getting a sudden influx of hate thanks to reddit at the moment. Initially, though, people thought this was really cool. When all this finished in 2009, I got a lot of "Congratulations! That was awesome!" messages, and "Holy shit I didn't expect that!" messages, and "Your journals made me lol!" messages, and "You taught me how to be a better human being!" messages, and of course, the "Will you marry me?" messages.

I understand that people would be pissed off without having all the context and background. All I can do at this point is provide it, and if they're still pissed off, I can't do anything about it. C'est la vie, I suppose.
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WhyWouldYouDoThis Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
I made an account just so I could say how much of a horrible person you are.

I hope there's a special place in your respective religion's hell that you can go to.
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theheiroftime Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Redditors=Athiests.
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Tw1stedMetalPirate Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
you're a fucking retard
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