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September 23, 2009


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furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.… < WRATH
furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.… < PRIDE

If you believed any of this shit, you're fucking retarded.

For those of you who DID realize I was making all this up, good job. You guys are awesome. No, seriously, I was OVERJOYED to see comments like "There's no way this person can be real..." You guys are fucking amazing, and can do whatever you put your minds to.

As for everyone else, kill yourselves. Please. Obvious troll couldn't have been more obvious.

Didn't any of you guys think it was A LITTLE WEIRD that my devious information, (as well as oh... I dunno... my COMICS?) had INFINITELY BETTER spelling, punctuation, and grammar than any of my journals did? I was careless about SO MANY THINGS. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

It feels so good to be able to type normally again...

As for me, not Lizz Miller, but the REAL me, I hate Anime. The only one I actually GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT is Fist of the North Star.

For those of you who were in on it, I thank you, from the bottom of my heart. You guys all did a great job. You played your parts VERY well, especially fuIImetalalchemist and everyone who was in my comic. I owe you guys a lot.

...I still can't draw for shit.
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Fluttertroll Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am so relieved :'D

I confess I believed it at first :stare: but then I thought you must be trolling :'}
herpderpfuckyou Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Congratulations! This clever scheme devised by you, which must have taken hours, maybe DAYS of planning, using up numerous hours of your time making fake posts post meant to enrage others. Well, it worked! You successfully made people realize what a dickface asswipe you are! Man, this is so well thought out! You made fake posts pretending to be a bratty, socially unacceptable faggot with assburgers. Your e-peen grew from 1 cm to 1.1cm! It's a Christmas Miracle! Maybe one day, you'll finally get to work at Mcdonalds! YOUR APPARENT LIFE LONG DREAM TO APPEAR TO BE A LAZY SHITFACE, PREYING ON OTHER PEOPLE RAGE AND INSECURITIES! Once again, I must applaud you on your creative originality, as if this isn't done on a regular basis all over the internet. YOUR A REAL GODDAMN TROOPER BRO.
tl;dr: go fuck yourself, there are enough retards on the internet
ShadowSora94 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
two years later and i'm still laughing
Lateralus4 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
"As for everyone else, kill yourselves. Please. Obvious troll couldn't have been more obvious." This line in your stupid thing pissed me off the most because it's like you think everyone is watching you're page and supposed to know how all of his shit works. You're not that awesome but clearly you think you are.
FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Gack! Computers!

Here's a better link: [link]
FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Yeah, I really fucked up.

I'm really sorry about how bitchy I was there. I suppose I was really excited about how well everything panned out, and I guess I got carried away.

If it's any consolation, I wrote this journal today:
lol This post makes you seem even more of a douche than your "troll" post. What an obnoxious little asshole.

oh haha, don't mind me, I'm just trollin yah bro.
Nommas Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
You're a horrible horrible person, I hope you realize that.
freshdachs Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Interface Designer
What a douche.
Vriesea Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you. Looking at you, and the horrible person you are, has made me relise how awesome everyone I know is. Your nonsensical rants have opened my eyes to the world around me, and for that I am grateful. Thank god I am not a douchebag.
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