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If you believed any of this shit, you're fucking retarded.

For those of you who DID realize I was making all this up, good job. You guys are awesome. No, seriously, I was OVERJOYED to see comments like "There's no way this person can be real..." You guys are fucking amazing, and can do whatever you put your minds to.

As for everyone else, kill yourselves. Please. Obvious troll couldn't have been more obvious.

Didn't any of you guys think it was A LITTLE WEIRD that my devious information, (as well as oh... I dunno... my COMICS?) had INFINITELY BETTER spelling, punctuation, and grammar than any of my journals did? I was careless about SO MANY THINGS. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

It feels so good to be able to type normally again...

As for me, not Lizz Miller, but the REAL me, I hate Anime. The only one I actually GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT is Fist of the North Star.

For those of you who were in on it, I thank you, from the bottom of my heart. You guys all did a great job. You played your parts VERY well, especially fuIImetalalchemist and everyone who was in my comic. I owe you guys a lot.

...I still can't draw for shit.
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:iconfluttertroll:
Fluttertroll Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am so relieved :'D


I confess I believed it at first :stare: but then I thought you must be trolling :'}
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:iconherpderpfuckyou:
herpderpfuckyou Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Congratulations! This clever scheme devised by you, which must have taken hours, maybe DAYS of planning, using up numerous hours of your time making fake posts post meant to enrage others. Well, it worked! You successfully made people realize what a dickface asswipe you are! Man, this is so well thought out! You made fake posts pretending to be a bratty, socially unacceptable faggot with assburgers. Your e-peen grew from 1 cm to 1.1cm! It's a Christmas Miracle! Maybe one day, you'll finally get to work at Mcdonalds! YOUR APPARENT LIFE LONG DREAM TO APPEAR TO BE A LAZY SHITFACE, PREYING ON OTHER PEOPLE RAGE AND INSECURITIES! Once again, I must applaud you on your creative originality, as if this isn't done on a regular basis all over the internet. YOUR A REAL GODDAMN TROOPER BRO.
tl;dr: go fuck yourself, there are enough retards on the internet
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:iconshadowsora94:
ShadowSora94 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
two years later and i'm still laughing
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:iconlateralus4:
Lateralus4 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
"As for everyone else, kill yourselves. Please. Obvious troll couldn't have been more obvious." This line in your stupid thing pissed me off the most because it's like you think everyone is watching you're page and supposed to know how all of his shit works. You're not that awesome but clearly you think you are.
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:iconfurrmetalalchemist:
FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Gack! Computers!

Here's a better link: [link]
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:iconfurrmetalalchemist:
FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Yeah, I really fucked up.

I'm really sorry about how bitchy I was there. I suppose I was really excited about how well everything panned out, and I guess I got carried away.

If it's any consolation, I wrote this journal today: furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/Made-the-front-page-of-Reddit-276817761
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:iconrestassuredurharmles:
lol This post makes you seem even more of a douche than your "troll" post. What an obnoxious little asshole.

oh haha, don't mind me, I'm just trollin yah bro.
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:iconnommas:
Nommas Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
You're a horrible horrible person, I hope you realize that.
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:iconfreshdachs:
freshdachs Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Interface Designer
What a douche.
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:iconvriesea:
Vriesea Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you. Looking at you, and the horrible person you are, has made me relise how awesome everyone I know is. Your nonsensical rants have opened my eyes to the world around me, and for that I am grateful. Thank god I am not a douchebag.
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Gerdes Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
When performing an art piece like this, you can't seriously expect people to react positively to your updates... obviously it was your intention to get those nasty looks, so you can swipe all the hate to regret in the final, explaining post.

I can tell you now, if you'd cross out everything in this update except for the links and the actual "Sins", that would be, in my eyes, art.

I personally know people who act like those you described, so I did believe it was serious. I was amazed how wonderfully you just posted those and summoned all the rage all round... and then you presented them as being the 7 deadly sins. Bravo. But the rest of this post was just... rage talk. By doing that, you figuratively took all your work and tossed it out of the window. My amazement was gone and so was the artistic value of this piece. I didn't feel the right amount of regret for my judgment.

But still, Great idea. Although you need to work on your finishing, haha.
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FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Naa man, I'm with you there. I'm a good two years older now than I was then, and in hindsight I shouldn't have been a massive bitch and rubbed it in everyone's face.
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:iconnomoremaybes:
nomoremaybes Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
fuck you sound like an annoying little cunt.
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:iconabezilla116:
ABEzilla116 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I like the last part where you can't draw for shit. Its the only thing you weren't lying about. :icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconsquigi:
squigi Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i dont know you. I've only heard you from the greedy christmas journal but still.

that made me rage.

and as for "If you believed any of this shit, you're fucking retarded."

trust me, there are a lot of spoiled kids that acts like that.

sry, but my first impression of you is "douchebag"

congrats bringing this upon yourself lol
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:icongeneric0username:
Generic0username Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
But you weren't trolling; you just got caught with your pants down wailing about the ills of your middle-class, minimal-responsibility, near-non-existent worry life. People like you deserve to get reamed (as you did), though you don't deserve much, if any, attention from decent humans, most of us can take some solace in the fact that you're likely at least a modicum closer to either killing yourself or learning to shut-the-fuck-up about your non-existent problems.

I love the anonymity of the net; I get to say just what I like to you with no fear of recourse from you. Wouldn't fear saying it to your face, being as you're a mere brat child. That said, fuck you, and let your parents know that you aren't their fault...sometimes it's just in the cards that despite loving, caring parenting, you raise a fucking asshole kid regardless.
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Toxilium Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
This ladies and gentleman, is the definition of a douchebag.
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:iconblackxxraine:
blackXXraine Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Digital Artist
"I hate Anime"
has full metal alchemist faves, name, and icon.. ._.;;
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:iconmacaroni28:
macaroni28 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
lololol you are retarded.
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:iconishita-kanzar:
Ishita-Kanzar Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
I think you missed the bit in the Troll 101 manual where trolls never reveal that they are trolls... the whole point is to get incredibly furious replies, not to later go 'haha I tricked you'.

TL;DR trolling != tricking
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:iconfurrmetalalchemist:
FurrMetalAlchemist Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Meanwhile on reddit: HUNDREDS OF FURIOUS REPLIES.
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:iconmentalcrash:
MentalCrash Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Student Digital Artist
>If you believed any of this shit, you're fucking retarded.

Pfffffft... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Poor kid
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:iconmagixmoonwalker:
MagixMoonwalker Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh god,You just reminded me of the seven sins from ULTIMO.

What a crap artist-Lulz cow you are. :iconawesomefaceplz:
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:iconwellthatwasodd:
WellThatWasOdd Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
I don't get it. Are you fat or not?
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:iconroxy946:
Roxy946 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011
Ever hear about the abyss staring back into you? Assuming this WAS a troll, I'm thinking you still had a great deal of "abyss" in you when you wrote the big reveal.

Seriously, judging by this journal, I think the REAL you might be as big a waste of oxygen as the fake you.

It was well done, but, c'mon, seriously?
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FoofyBoo Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my friends and i look for trolls XD when one of my friends say one of your earlier journals she was flipping out XD i did some more research of your page.... well.. just went to your page and went...... good good shes a amazing :iconimhappyplz:
i clap in your success even tho this journals beyond old :D
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:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
U BUTTHURT?
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:iconl0vabl3psych0:
L0vabl3Psych0 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
She's not butthurt at all.
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:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stop trying to white knight c:
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:iconl0vabl3psych0:
L0vabl3Psych0 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
I'm not. .-. I just don't see how this person is butthurt by posting a journal calling people idiots for actually believing her, even though she was obviously trolling.

Besides, what's the point of commenting on this journal? It's from two years ago.
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:iconabezilla116:
ABEzilla116 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
TIL its a her.
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:icontaiokoshinketsu:
Taiokoshinketsu Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Yeaaahhh...you're butthurt too.
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:iconmeepeh:
Meepeh Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
the idea of being a troll is to convince people that you're not

so uh

nice work
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:iconputridprophet:
PutridProphet Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Student Filmographer
Unsuccesfull troll was unsuccesfull
:iconim360kidplz:
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:iconl0vabl3psych0:
L0vabl3Psych0 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
She was actually very successful.
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:iconabezilla116:
ABEzilla116 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
You two like really need to get married. I mean really. You really seem to like this person.
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:icongarrulous-sama:
Garrulous-Sama Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lmfao damn. I missed the whole thing.
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:iconebhughsteh1st:
EBHughsTeh1st Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
Impressive. Bravo. But on a sight like deviant art it wouldn't surprise me that you were a real person.
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:iconyart:
Yart Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011
Wow it appears that I missed quite the show!

Hi again by the way! (I found a comment by you in one of my older works browsing through my old stuff. This one: [link] )

And yea I know exactly how you feel. I had the same thing happen to me when I made this joke account: :iconkasu-the-hedgehog12:

People are fricken' retarded. But unlike you, I didn't try to troll anyone. I wanted to make a mockery of recolours to laugh at with people... but people got butthurt over nothing. lmao!
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:iconconradi:
Conradi Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Just read your ED page.
I actually laughed out loud.
Thanks for the lulz <3
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:iconshodai24:
Shodai24 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I'm just ROFL and LOL and shit...I bet you had to run the journal through spell check seven times before it cam out half right.

Seriously. Get a life. =P Crappy art, totally ignoring an XBOX360 (someone shoot this mf in the head) and giving $400 to your boyfriend? No wonder he love you. T_T

A word of advice: You only get laughed at because you make crap of yourself, so just deactivate the account and be done with it, lol.
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L0vabl3Psych0 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
You don't understand, do you?

All of the previous journals were fake. FAKE. They each represented one of the seven sins. And almost everyone believed that she was the real deal.
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:iconshodai24:
Shodai24 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:shrug: Pretty creative. Not to worry, I have good education of trolls these days. :bucktooth: I even know a couple myself.
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:iconlasilla:
Lasilla Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011  Student Interface Designer
lmao
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:iconbaracudaboy:
baracudaboy Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
This is the biggest fucking cover up ever, I don't believe it for a second, way to be butthurt man.
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:iconchurch1md:
Church1MD Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh man. Only seen so mutch trollicious content since the pokemon-master event.
:iconclapplz:
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:iconcherryhorrorland:
CHERRYHORRORLAND Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010
favorite troll ever <3
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:iconpixel-777:
Pixel-777 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn, I missed the entire thing. So how was it?
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:iconshadowsora94:
ShadowSora94 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010
It was amazing man

Twas fucking amazing
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:iconpixel-777:
Pixel-777 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shit. nobody ever tells me these things.
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