You guys got me GROUNDED.

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I cant use my computer until my birthday, Which is February 16th.

What happenned was I was staying up late on the internet that night checking ALL THESE FUCKING MESSAGES YOU GUYS SENT ME. that last journal I had, had about 500 comments and i had to sift throgh and delete all the stupid messagges i was getting. I seriously was up until about 4:00 AM deleting and replying to all this SPAM in my DA inbox, and I had about 20 notes from people that simply had this:

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From: (like 20 people)
Date: Jan 13th, 2009, 1:15:56 PM

:iconlolwutplz:

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what kind of message is that? that is just STUPID. if your going to tell me something, tell me something important. All These comments were pepole whining and complaining about the same thing and how sperm can only survieve 30 minutes blah blah blah.

Anyway because I was up all night sifting through YOUR messages I acciddently woke up at 2:00 in the afternoon. I went downstairs to eat my cocoa puffs, and my mom was really angry and I didnt know why so I said "Why are you upset"? and she said that it was 2:00 PM and that I couldnt wake myself up to Get to school on time. And I got really angry because in my school it was arts and crafts day, and I missed it because OF YOUR MESAGES And so I said "So why didnt you wake me up?"

and my mom all of the sudden started bitching and moaning because she had cervixcal cancer like five years ago and how aparently having vagina cancer FIVE YEARS AGO means you cant wake up your kids and take them to school, and how I'm 16 and I should learn to get MYSELF up becuase she's not going to be around to wake me up forever

So I told her that she has NO FUCKING IDEA what Ive been going thruogh, because she hasnt. My mom probably dosnt even know what the internet is, and I got realy angry and called her a big saggy vagina and now Im GROUNDED for a MOUNTH thanks to YOU. good bye for a mounth.
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