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I cant use my computer until my birthday, Which is February 16th.
What happenned was I was staying up late on the internet that night checking ALL THESE FUCKING MESSAGES YOU GUYS SENT ME. that last journal I had, had about 500 comments and i had to sift throgh and delete all the stupid messagges i was getting. I seriously was up until about 4:00 AM deleting and replying to all this SPAM in my DA inbox, and I had about 20 notes from people that simply had this:
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From: (like 20 people)
Date: Jan 13th, 2009, 1:15:56 PM
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what kind of message is that? that is just STUPID. if your going to tell me something, tell me something important. All These comments were pepole whining and complaining about the same thing and how sperm can only survieve 30 minutes blah blah blah.
Anyway because I was up all night sifting through YOUR messages I acciddently woke up at 2:00 in the afternoon. I went downstairs to eat my cocoa puffs, and my mom was really angry and I didnt know why so I said "Why are you upset"? and she said that it was 2:00 PM and that I couldnt wake myself up to Get to school on time. And I got really angry because in my school it was arts and crafts day, and I missed it because OF YOUR MESAGES And so I said "So why didnt you wake me up?"
and my mom all of the sudden started bitching and moaning because she had cervixcal cancer like five years ago and how aparently having vagina cancer FIVE YEARS AGO means you cant wake up your kids and take them to school, and how I'm 16 and I should learn to get MYSELF up becuase she's not going to be around to wake me up forever
So I told her that she has NO FUCKING IDEA what Ive been going thruogh, because she hasnt. My mom probably dosnt even know what the internet is, and I got realy angry and called her a big saggy vagina and now Im GROUNDED for a MOUNTH thanks to YOU. good bye for a mounth.
What happenned was I was staying up late on the internet that night checking ALL THESE FUCKING MESSAGES YOU GUYS SENT ME. that last journal I had, had about 500 comments and i had to sift throgh and delete all the stupid messagges i was getting. I seriously was up until about 4:00 AM deleting and replying to all this SPAM in my DA inbox, and I had about 20 notes from people that simply had this:
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From: (like 20 people)
Date: Jan 13th, 2009, 1:15:56 PM
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what kind of message is that? that is just STUPID. if your going to tell me something, tell me something important. All These comments were pepole whining and complaining about the same thing and how sperm can only survieve 30 minutes blah blah blah.
Anyway because I was up all night sifting through YOUR messages I acciddently woke up at 2:00 in the afternoon. I went downstairs to eat my cocoa puffs, and my mom was really angry and I didnt know why so I said "Why are you upset"? and she said that it was 2:00 PM and that I couldnt wake myself up to Get to school on time. And I got really angry because in my school it was arts and crafts day, and I missed it because OF YOUR MESAGES And so I said "So why didnt you wake me up?"
and my mom all of the sudden started bitching and moaning because she had cervixcal cancer like five years ago and how aparently having vagina cancer FIVE YEARS AGO means you cant wake up your kids and take them to school, and how I'm 16 and I should learn to get MYSELF up becuase she's not going to be around to wake me up forever
So I told her that she has NO FUCKING IDEA what Ive been going thruogh, because she hasnt. My mom probably dosnt even know what the internet is, and I got realy angry and called her a big saggy vagina and now Im GROUNDED for a MOUNTH thanks to YOU. good bye for a mounth.
Made the front page of Reddit!
I'm rather secretive about my identity as far as this account is concerned. There ARE people who know who I am, however their numbers are few. I could probably count them all on one hand.
It's not like I feel too important to let other people know who I am, or too "creative" to let other people know who I am... (I was a huge fan of Daxflame on YouTube and wanted to do something like him, the whole "getting pregnant from a toilet seat" thing was stolen from a line Randall says in Clerks 2, "Turn 360 degrees and walk away" was a 4chan joke long before my Christmas journal, I don't know how to draw, and I'm not creative.) I just thought keeping
Humanity just got better!
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22424758/ < ENVY
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22497643/ < GREED
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22563978/ < GLUTTONY
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/22612555/ < SLOTH
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/23226146/ < LUST
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/23293878/ < WRATH
https://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/journal/25806654/ < PRIDE
If you believed any of this shit, you're fucking retarded.
For those of you who DID realize I was making all this up, good job. You guys are awesome. No, seriously,
Regarding teh CONTEST! *WINNER CHOSEN*
HI!!!!!:heart::heart::heart:
As some of you might know from my last journal i am hosting a contest! i saw that you guys were curius about it so Im just going to post all the nittty gritty details into this journal so that you guys can all know whats going on throgh that crazy little head of mine :3
PREMISE:
Draw a picture of my fan character "Effemay". It can be in Paint, Photoshop, or even drawn with a Pencil! the winner will get a cameo in my comic (The winnerll be what the homunculi king will look like in case your wondering why Im making this contest. you NEED to read up on the comic so far if you want to know about who the homunculi k
Im BACK and BETTER THEN EVER
I just thougt i should let you guys all know that i'm okay. I didnt commit suicide or kill myself or anything like that. I wasnt even realy going to.
To tell you the truth there was a reason why i didnt update my journal for a few mounths and that reason is because i liked getting all the notes people sent me saying "Dont kill yourself" and"I hope your okay" and things like that they made me feel really good inside and made me feel like maybe im not a big fat stupid weaboo or whatever you spell it.
Im not dead you guys in fact i feel even more alive then ever. i stood my ground and stook by what I beleved in and ignored all the trolls and h
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