My Christmas Presents

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I know it a little late to rant about this but thats because it didnt hit me until now. But anyways, WHAT THE FUCK. I got the WORST FUCKING CHIRSTMAS PRESENTS EVER. My parents don't know about ANYTHING I like at all >_<" I went downstairs, right? and there's a Chirstmas Tree, and I looked in awe at all the presents. I'm an only child (thank GOD) And so I like, gazed like in awe at all the presensts that were all for me! Yay! But this is what I got...

-A book on how to draw figures (too bad it's not the style I want to draw in.)

-A bunch of pencils for the book on how to draw figures

-A bunch of shampoo bottles (No, seriously.)

-Like a bazillion shirts that were like really really really really ugly.

-200 dollars from my aunt's friend who lives over in San Fransisco, which is also a downer because last year she gave me 400 dollars, 200 dollars as a bonus, because I was going to trun 16 in February.

-A book on the Japansese language because apparently I don't know enough. りょうしん です ほんとう ばか。>_<" (That means my parents are dumb. Hahaha)

-An Xbox360, even though I fucking hate HALO which is like the only game for the Xbox360. Not to mention it's like a year too late for that. If I wanted an Xbox360 I would have wanted it last year when my friend was getting one. >_<" Even so, I really REALLY wanted a PS3, but when I told my parents this they said that they couldn't afford it was too expensive and there's an economic decline and blahblahblah. But they could still somehow aford all these other gifts! The Xbox360 is like a fucking NEGATIVE GIFT. That red eye thing isn't awesome at all. I always say "The reason they call it an Xbox360 is because when you see it at the store, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."

-A DVD of Conqueror of Shambala, well at least it's FMA related but I already watched the whole series for free online.

So yeah a bunch of useless "gifts" my parents pulled out their butts. I swear sometimes I think the world is out to make me fucking miserable.
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Synusami's avatar
0/10 troll.

Didn't even rustle my jimmies.