I'm rather secretive about my identity as far as this account is concerned. There ARE people who know who I am, however their numbers are few. I could probably count them all on one hand.
It's not like I feel too important to let other people know who I am, or too "creative" to let other people know who I am... (I was a huge fan of Daxflame on YouTube and wanted to do something like him, the whole "getting pregnant from a toilet seat" thing was stolen from a line Randall says in Clerks 2, "Turn 360 degrees and walk away" was a 4chan joke long before my Christmas journal, I don't know how to draw, and I'm not creative.) I just thought keeping this a secret would be kind of cool. Like I was Batman or something.
Except instead of saving Gotham City from certain doom, I pulled an internet prank and didn't really save anyone.
I'm not like Batman at all.
I WILL say this much about me: I've been a redditor for quite some time now, and I've always wanted to make the front page! And guess what?
Here's the thread.
Here's a screenshot for you.
I'm... I'm so happy.
Also, These two are right (except for thinking that I'm a guy). You see, there's a good chunk of people in that thread who think my journal entries are real. Shoot, there's a good chunk of people *on my page in 2011* who think these journal entries are real. And you know what? They're not idiots. I know it's taken me a while to say this, but I'm sorry for what I said in my last journal. I guess I got really into the moment when I wrote it, and acted pretty rude and self-entitled as a result. You're not idiots for thinking Lizz Miller was an actual person, and I shouldn't have rubbed it in your face like a bitch.
I know a good chunk of you probably stopped watching me, but those of you who still do should totally get reddit accounts and give these guys some upvotes.
If you want to, I mean. You're not my personal army.
...I upvoted them.
Happy New Year, everyone.